A better class of drunk in Cork
August 27th, 2008 Posted in Funny ha ha, IrelandThis evening I came across a guy sitting/lying on the ground in front of a church with his crutches askew and a half-empty bottle of rum beside him. He was moaning and giving out about somebody, or maybe to somebody, so I approached to see if he needed a hand up. Having got him and his bottle of rum over to a nearby wall, he asked if I could get him some food. Being a bit early anyway, and only Liverpool on the telly, I acquiesced. I called over to the local Chinese and got two bags of chips, one for him and one for his buddy who had appeared afterwards. On my return, I handed them the food to which the first guy responds.
“Do you have any bit of curry with them?”
